- The family relationships. Parents who love their kids unconditionally, parents who abusively try to mould their child into exactly what they want them to be, parents who overlook flaws in the other parents’ methods, parents who fall somewhere in between on the scale - and…
- And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.”
- God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
- And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.”
- And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
No but hear me out.
Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman
YES THIS MUST HAPPEN.
Anyone who’s against this can go fuck themselves.
okay but hear me out:
scarlett johansson and natalie dormer playing a pair of rival assassins who fall in love and take down another assassin hired to kill them